So last night Tammy decided to rent Lindsey Lohan’s latest movie “I know who killed me”.
It sucked! I had it figured out in the first five minutes, however the story itself still SUCKED!!! The only people who would like this movie are those who have a thing for the color blue, or like objects made out of pretty blue glass. Cause I know we all have fallen out of love with Lohan since “Mean Girls” or “Freaky Friday“.
Lohan plays a teenager in high school who has a passion for writing, one day a class mate of hers goes missing and is later found dead with her right hand and right leg cut off. Fast forward to the high school football game where Lohan’s school team wins, the streets are crowded with fans and festivities. Over a loud P.A a voice is heard saying ” Curfew for under 21 is in one hour” and of course Lohan’s character is nowhere to be found when the hour is up.
Now here is the twist…Lohan is found 14 days later with…you guessed it her right leg and hand cut off, but hallelujah…she is still alive. When Lohan comes too she is not “Audrey Flemming” (her original character) but an alter ego “Dakota Moss” a drug addicts daughter who makes money being an under age stripper at one of the cities seedy strip tease (Actual name of the bar is StripT’s).
Anyways, the story goes on from there, turns out Dakota Moss is a character from Audrey’s latest written story. But in a way is not, it turns out that her Father hit up the previously mentioned crack addict who had twins the same time his daughter died at birth and he bought one of the twins off of the crack lady so his wife wouldn’t be devastated. Dakota and Audrey were experiencing non-religious stigmata throughout their life and it turns out that Audrey was in fact still in the serial killers house and Dakota was having things that Audrey was experiencing happen to her. Weird eh.
Honestly after reading over my little write up here, it sounds like a decent movie, but trust me IT SUCKS!!! I should become a writer of scripts…hmmmm, another hobby for Mr. Buckle.
but enough already cause this movie really sucked, I think it was a direct to DVD release. if that really matters … don’t quote me on that.
I give this NO MOOSIES!!
cheers
JB
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Tammy Wrote – The way Jon write’s it – it does sound good but it isn’t. It was so bad. I know that probably no one that reads the Blog would rent it anyways, but I think that just in case you are feeling desperate (like we were) still don’t rent this one.