it’s my party I can cry if I want to…..

Well,

Tammy: So Jon, what would you like to do for your birthday?

Jon: Ummmmm…..we can go for breakfast, then grab a fancy coffee and blah blah blah.

Jon: I dont want it to be a real big deal, I mean it is only my 28th.

Tammy: Actually Hun, your turning 29

Jon: no I am not! I am only 28, I was born in 79 now its 2008 thats…. 29…years…oh….

Tammy: so what else do you want to do?

Jon: nothing, dont talk to me….I just gained two years at once.

not cool Tammy…not cool!