Comments on: Treadmill Fart http://buckle.wordpress.com/2008/02/19/treadmill-fart/ Fri, 24 Jul 2009 06:15:14 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Kathleen Molloy http://buckle.wordpress.com/2008/02/19/treadmill-fart/#comment-269 Kathleen Molloy Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:12:54 +0000 http://buckle.wordpress.com/?p=323#comment-269 I'm a guilty farter. I try to be discrete and sometimes even sly but as we teach our kids, this is nature's way to remind you how the body works. Once my beau and I were at the Ottawa Little Theatre and it was a full house. I had a very upset stomach and shifted in my seat until intermission when I leapt up and tried to dash to the washroom. Thing is, at the Ottawa Little Theatre they alway have art exhibits during the intermission and i couldn't weave through the crowd. So I pressed myself up against the side of a wall and shimmied along trying not to knock the art work off, all the while I thought I would explode. I got trapped behind some gawkers and finally let out a tiny toot. There was such a crowd that nobody could have possibly heard. I chanced a second toot when I could see the washroom a few metres ahead. Suddenly someone grabbed me by the arm and swung me around - busted. I thought I would melt. I was mortified that maybe I knocked someone out with my little fart or melted the canvas...it was worse than that. Circling me was a gaggle of old ladies and the woman that grabbed me was the treasury of a board on which I was the president. Well of course we all had to chat for the entire intermission despite the fact that I thought I would faint or explode. I learned my lesson. Now instead of squeezing out little farts and suffering in silence I do like our kids do and let 'em rip. Hey, it's just my body telling me ... Kathleen Molloy, author - Dining with Death www.diningwithdeath.ca www.kathleenmolloy.offo.ca I’m a guilty farter. I try to be discrete and sometimes even sly but as we teach our kids, this is nature’s way to remind you how the body works.
Once my beau and I were at the Ottawa Little Theatre and it was a full house. I had a very upset stomach and shifted in my seat until intermission when I leapt up and tried to dash to the washroom. Thing is, at the Ottawa Little Theatre they alway have art exhibits during the intermission and i couldn’t weave through the crowd. So I pressed myself up against the side of a wall and shimmied along trying not to knock the art work off, all the while I thought I would explode. I got trapped behind some gawkers and finally let out a tiny toot. There was such a crowd that nobody could have possibly heard. I chanced a second toot when I could see the washroom a few metres ahead. Suddenly someone grabbed me by the arm and swung me around – busted. I thought I would melt. I was mortified that maybe I knocked someone out with my little fart or melted the canvas…it was worse than that. Circling me was a gaggle of old ladies and the woman that grabbed me was the treasury of a board on which I was the president. Well of course we all had to chat for the entire intermission despite the fact that I thought I would faint or explode. I learned my lesson. Now instead of squeezing out little farts and suffering in silence I do like our kids do and let ‘em rip. Hey, it’s just my body telling me …

Kathleen Molloy, author – Dining with Death
http://www.diningwithdeath.ca

http://www.kathleenmolloy.offo.ca

]]> By: Iona http://buckle.wordpress.com/2008/02/19/treadmill-fart/#comment-259 Iona Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:02:29 +0000 http://buckle.wordpress.com/?p=323#comment-259 Wow, Johnny i sure do enjoy reading your blog. You really have the give of gab and writting, maybe you sure think about writting a book one day. I have been in that fart story situation, people are just so unthoughtfull at times, if only we could brew one up and fart on demand for payback?! Wow, Johnny i sure do enjoy reading your blog. You really have the give of gab and writting, maybe you sure think about writting a book one day.

I have been in that fart story situation, people are just so unthoughtfull at times, if only we could brew one up and fart on demand for payback?!

]]> By: pam http://buckle.wordpress.com/2008/02/19/treadmill-fart/#comment-250 pam Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:32:57 +0000 http://buckle.wordpress.com/?p=323#comment-250 Holy crap Jon...I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time!!!! You are one funny guy! You should really send that in to reader's digest or something, it's a story that should be shared so that everyone could have a good laugh (despite the grossness factor - haha)! Miss ya! Holy crap Jon…I haven’t laughed that hard in a LONG time!!!! You are one funny guy! You should really send that in to reader’s digest or something, it’s a story that should be shared so that everyone could have a good laugh (despite the grossness factor – haha)! Miss ya!

]]> By: Anonymous http://buckle.wordpress.com/2008/02/19/treadmill-fart/#comment-249 Anonymous Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:06:30 +0000 http://buckle.wordpress.com/?p=323#comment-249 If that bothered you, please don't open the seemingly empty jar that I sent to Tammy. Uncle Timmy If that bothered you, please don’t open the seemingly empty jar that I sent to Tammy.

Uncle Timmy

]]> By: Jon & Tammy http://buckle.wordpress.com/2008/02/19/treadmill-fart/#comment-247 Jon & Tammy Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:10:54 +0000 http://buckle.wordpress.com/?p=323#comment-247 Tammy wrote: I wasn't sure what was higher on the list - the funny factor or the grossness factor! I feel for you big guy - but your story kinda makes my stomch turn a bit. Tammy wrote:
I wasn’t sure what was higher on the list – the funny factor or the grossness factor! I feel for you big guy – but your story kinda makes my stomch turn a bit.

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